"With a rusty knife and a spoon!"

While watching some episodes of The Simpsons I was nicely petting Muffin. You know: Muffin, our male kitten who is so horny that he sings little horny songs throughout the day.

While getting the works, he got all excited and turned on his back, exposing his little dick to me, which was all up and ready for some good ol' humpin'.

Gee - not what I was hoping for...
I stick to what I keep telling people now for weeks:

Leo: I will pay for neutering the guy!
And you know what?! I think I do it myself:
with a rusty knife and a spoon!